tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-656703098638938996.post9193256923554470491..comments2023-11-05T06:26:06.725-06:00Comments on Let's Do It!: JokeVickiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03232676927126653489noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-656703098638938996.post-58725096336877168102012-10-09T16:39:04.047-05:002012-10-09T16:39:04.047-05:00Okay,
So, Mickey goes to a divorce lawyer to get ...Okay, <br />So, Mickey goes to a divorce lawyer to get a divorce from Minnie.<br />The lawyer says to Mickey "Why do you want to divorce Minnie?"<br />Mickey replies,"because Minnie is f'ing Goofy."<br />The lawyer says to Mickey "You can't divorce Minnie because she's crazy"<br />And Mickey says "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was f'ing Goofy!"<br /><br />crude. but a favorite of my dad. I tried to find some other favorites - they were written down by his grad students, but I couldn't find them. <br /><br />Here these days a lot of the jokes from me are along the lines of:<br />"I'm an American, I'm supposed to tell you what to do."<br />or<br />"How perfect is it that you are within slingshot distance of my door? After all, that IS what Palestinians are supposed to do to Americans!"<br />or<br />"You may have your piddly little rocks, but WE have our big ol' guns!"<br />or <br />"If Um Sufyan hits me I'm going to call the embassy and tell them I'm being held by a bunch of Palestinian terrorists!" to which the reply is always "You know, the embassy won't do anything to help you. Remember: It was YOUR choice to come here and invade our house!"<br /><br /><br />Okay, the last ones may not sound funny, but they are. And not everyone gets to make such statements. I've got some insider privilege here with these blessed people.brookehttp://rivervision.tumblr.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-656703098638938996.post-34166016317875224042012-10-09T15:55:38.907-05:002012-10-09T15:55:38.907-05:00Ummm.... careful what you wish for because Emma m...Ummm.... careful what you wish for because Emma most certainly will. She will follow you around for hours reading out of the Scooby Doo Joke and riddle book.Katnoreply@blogger.com